How to start your work week with a laugh…at 5 a.m.
Ducks: I guess I should eat breakfast before I leave. I’m going to have some cereal….and a screwdriver.
Me (sarcastically): That sounds very healthy.
Ducks: My new nutritionist brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack, so I think it’s okay.
And….good morning, peeps. 😉
(*** Disclaimer: He did not actually have vodka and orange juice for breakfast prior to his commute. Just a very strange Ke$sha reference to start off a very early morning.***)