My sister Beth amuses me so much. Here’s an email exhange we had today. It started with a discussion of how one of our favorite basketball players can’t consume two slices of bread in one minute without a drink. Yeah, we discuss serious stuff around here.
Me: Bet you didn’t know that because you don’t have twitter. I am a font of useful information.
Beth: What’s a font?
Me: Like a fountain.
Beth: Don’t you mean a fount? Why is it spelled like that?
Me: I don’t know. You could ask the Olde English, but they are all dead.
Beth: Umm….they prefer to be called Elderlye English. Rude.
I started laughing disgracefully loudly at work.