Monthly Archives: November 2011



We interrupt the regularly scheduled busy-ness of life to ask a pressing question.

OMG, how do you make your co-worker stop coming over and giving you neck/shoulder massages?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sound creepy? It is.

Don’t get me wrong – he’s a really nice man, and his wife is a masseuse (sp?) and yoga granola and all that, so I don’t think he INTENDS on being creepy. But it IS!

I told Ducks about it and he was like “You need to just tell him to stop!” But I don’t want to offend him, because he is a really nice person, or make something that was not intended to be weird into something that IS weird. My strategy now is to just try to politely escape by talking to another co-worker or spinning my chair around out of the massaging zone. What would you do?!

PS Also, why am I always surrounded by creepers? Seriously, I’m not THAT attractive. 😉